I live in Nebraska, but I was not born nor bred here. I find myself rooting for the Huskers, because every other state in the union seems to hate them so much. When the Huskers win, I know that the majority of the nation is pissed off, and that makes me very happy 🙂 The Bobcats of Montana State University defeated the tree-hugging fancy-pants Montana Grizzlies this weekend, which makes me smile. I was floating on a cloud of happiness when I discovered that the 8th ranked Huskers of Nebraska were defeated by the 19th (or something) ranked Aggies of Texas (A&M… which translates to “Not Real University”).
I couldn’t believe it! I started doing a little research into the unbelievable defeat, and I discovered that the Nebraska fans were a little upset with the officiating. Of course they were, right? The losing team always blames the officials! And then, I found the following little clip:
The dude who had his testes tested was penalized like 30 yards for this encounter. What? Yes, seriously, Cotton was given two 15-yard penalties for this encounter. #83, Jerod-Edie was obviously grabbing Mr. Cotton’s… uh… family jewels… and not in a way that most guys would like to have their jewels grabbed. I don’t know about you, but having some HUGE dude violently grab my junk would probably lead me to do more than kick a couple of times. Someone would be in the ER (and, given my shape and size, it would probably be me… but I’d have a retarded zebra or two in the ambulance with me). I know, I know… there are all kinds of Aggies fans who are screaming, “A real team looks past poor officiating and finds a way to win!” Such fans need to come on over to my house… my fingers are primed, and I will squeeze you bad boys to the point that you are screaming that Nebraska was robbed and the Aggies low-balled (pun intended) their way to a victory. #83, Tony Jerod-Edie, has wonderful career ahead of him as a $8/hour TSA “baggage” inspector.
Hahaha… Texas sucks in SOOO many ways! Thank you, Mr. Nut-Grabber-Jerod-Edie for showing us just one 🙂