You Might Be A Redneck If…

… you don’t see anything wrong with the following sign:
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Now, this isn’t a bar in some seedy part of town.  This is a bar right on Main Street in downtown Gering, NE.  The bar is driven past by many, many locals on a daily basis.  This bar is only a block from the local convention center that hosts visitors from all over the region.  This bar posts its daily lunch specials on the little sandwich board, and usually there is some stupid backwater play on words that usually is little more than misspelling, like “turkey sammich”.  This one, which I snapped a picture of this past summer, in my opinion, doesn’t seem quite right.

Now, I am far from a prude.  My mind is in the gutter more than I care to admit, and off-color humor has it’s place; however, I’m not so sure that place is a downtown business district.

You know, I think I am slowly establishing a knowledge base for what truly makes a redneck.  Off-color humor can be (and usually is) funny.  You don’t have to be a redneck to believe that.  When a business owner has the same sense of humor as the typical 13-year-old boy, we’re getting into redneck territory.  When 13-year-old humor is posted on main street for everyone to see, the redneck is running rampant…